Dime Time

A message from a dime, Who’s Worth Only Ten Cents…
It seems like you can’t buy anything for a dime anymore, but I’m sick and tired of hearing that I’m not worth anything. So this month, I’m working with Bobb Automotive to help you drive a Nicer, Newer® car for just A DIME DOWN!

What’s shakin’ Columbus?

Well, I hope you’re in a better state of affairs than I am. You see, I’ve been a bit down on my luck these past couple of months. I don’t want to bring you down, but have you noticed that it seems like us little guys, the dimes and nickels and pennies, have been gettin’ a bad rep lately?

We just aren’t worth as much as we used to be. And now people look at us as a burden that just weighs down their pockets. We’re just spare change. It’s a dime a dozen out here on the streets, and it was makin’ me feel pretty worthless…

That is until I talked to my old buddy Bobb Automotive(tm). [He/She] runs [Dealership Name] over at [Location] and is just the [king/queen] of makin’ people feel like a million bucks.

Now I wasn’t lookin’ for a handout, but when I told Bobb Automotive(tm) about what I’d been going through [he/she] just wouldn’t stand for it. “A dime can go a long way toward getting people what they want,” [he/she] told me. “And to prove it to you, this month I’m going to help local residents all over Columbus drive a Nicer, Newer® car for just A DIME DOWN!”

Talk about a rags to riches story. Suddenly, I was on top of the world. I’d hit the jackpot! After all, who wouldn’t want to drive a Nicer, Newer® car for just TEN CENTS DOWN? Now dimes are back in high demand and the people of Columbus are cashin’ in their coins to drive a car they love.

Now some people are calling us a little crazy, but [his/her] only response is “It’s DIME TIME!” It’s true that [he/she]’s never been afraid to put [his/her] money where [his/her] mouth is. But what [he/she]’s doing actually makes a lot of cents.

A Wacky Way To Deal With WAY Too Many Cars

I started to wonder at what cost was Bobb Automotive(tm) was going to go to in order to make me feel better. Turns out it’s actually a win-win situation. You see, last month [he/she] stocked up on WAY too many cars. And that costs a lot of money in terms of upkeep and space on the lot.

Ultimately, it makes more sense for Bobb Automotive™ to help Columbus residents drive a Nicer, Newer® car they love for less than to keep all these cars hanging around [Dealership Name].

That means that this week only you could buy a Nicer, Newer® vehicle at bobb Automotive™ for just ONE THIN DIME! That’s right! It’s DIME TIME!

Prime Time For People With Credit Issues

Right now, if you’ve been dreaming of driving a Nicer, Newer® car, you could make that dream a reality for just ONE THIN DIME. Yep, just a dime down and you could drive, even if you’ve been turned down before and even if you’ve had some credit problems in the past.

The secret is Bobb Automotive(tm)’s For The People® Credit Approval Process. They take the time to work harder because they care more, and the result is that they can turn lemons into lemonade. So even if you’ve had some bumps and bruises in the past, if you’ve got a dime and some time, you could be approved and driving home today.

10 Pennies For Your Thoughts?

Today is the day to stop driving a car you hate because right now that dime hiding in the bottom of your pocket is worth more and can go further. That’s because right now at [Dealership Name] one thin dime could help you drive a Nicer, Newer® car.

Bobb Automotive(tm) told me that there are lots of reason why people keep driving a car that they can’t stand. Maybe it’s because you think you can’t get approved. Maybe it’s because you’re still making payments. Or maybe you don’t think you have enough for a down payment. Whatever the reason, DIME TIME means it’s PRIME TIME for you to drive a Nicer, Newer® car. You could be approved and driving home today for just a dime down.

But don’t delay! Hurry down right now! I want you to be one of the people that Bobb Automotive(tm) helps drive home for just a dime down!

A Nicer, Newer® car can change your entire outlook on life. You spend so much time driving, and your car really is a reflection of who you are—you can take that to the bank. So if you want something nicer, sportier, roomier, or just more reliable, then don’t wait! See Bobb Automotive(tm)’s Private Reserve Inventory by visiting https://www.bobbsaysyes.com or call (614) 350-2622 to setup your VIP Appointment right now.

Get Ready To Drive On A Dime,
Who’s Worth A Whopping Ten Cents

P.S. Don’t miss the deal of a lifetime. You could drive a Nicer, Newer® car for just TEN CENTS DOWN!

P.P.S. Come visit us before May 31, 2018 to cash in and coast home in a Nicer, Newer® car.

*Credit and $.10 down require bank approval. Negative equity may be refinanced. Example: Stock # K14597  $0.10 Down, $199. per month for 75 months at 3.99% APR. Offer absolutely expires on May 31, 2018. “Nicer, Newer” and “For The People” are registered trademarks used under license. Other limitations and restrictions may apply.